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In the past, your choice of fantasy or animal-themed silicone dildos was limited to one or two manufacturers. But lately, we’ve seen the market explode with small, artisanal makers on Etsy (many of which will often do custom orders)—and a new influx of Chinese brands. The same toy that you’re used to paying hundreds of dollars for from BadDragon, can now be had for around $50. As with any mass-produced option, the customization options are non-existent and there are only a few color choices, but personally, I prefer the look and feel of this one. In this review, I’ll be taking a look at one of the most famous of this new generation of extreme dildos from China: FAAK / YOCY.

The Takoyaki Tentacle from EroGeisha is a unique and intriguing toy, but it’s not for the faint of heart. The design, with its twisting tentacle and pronounced suckers, offers a sensation that's both fascinating and intense. The firmness of the silicone means you’ll feel every detail as it moves, which can be either a pro or a con depending on your preferences and preparation. When used with plenty of lube and a good warm-up, the Takoyaki Tentacle delivers a truly memorable experience, combining realistic textures with a twisting motion that’s unlike anything else I’ve tried. ​For those who are looking for something that delivers a mix of fantasy and realism, this toy could be a great addition to your collection. If EroGeisha ever decides to release a version with a softer silicone, I think it could make this already interesting toy even more enjoyable, particularly for those of us who prefer a bit more give in our playthings. Overall, the Takoyaki Tentacle offers a unique, if intense, experience that stands out for its design and texture, but it requires careful handling to get the most out of it. That all being said the EroGeisha’s Takoyaki - Tentacle scored 22/30 giving it a rating of 3.5/5, and I would recommend it for those seeking a very unique experience.

When it comes to the EroGeisha Jousho I have to say it’s been a pretty intriguing experience. The firm silicone and well-designed shape deliver a precise and satisfying feel, with the pronounced vein textures adding a nice touch of stimulation. While the toy doesn’t come with a suction cup, and reaching its full eight and a half inches on my own proved challenging, it still offers a comfortable and pleasurable experience when used with a harness. The thoughtful design, including the smooth taper and pointed tip, makes insertion straightforward and enjoyable. For those who appreciate a firmer, more controlled sensation, the Jousho is definitely worth considering. If EroGeisha ever decides to add a suction cup base or offer different firmness options, it could elevate the experience even further. Overall, the Jousho stands out for its solid build and effective design, making it a worthy addition to any collection.

After spending some quality time with the Syrrhin from Loot Cave Toys, I can say it’s a truly unique and versatile addition to any collection. The design is both aesthetically pleasing and functional, with its subtle "S" curve, prominent textures, and that satisfying knot. The soft 00-30 silicone strikes a great balance between firmness and flexibility, making it comfortable while still delivering a solid, pleasurable experience. The Syrrhin really shines in its ability to adapt to different preferences. Whether you're into slow, sensual play or more intense, deep stimulation, this toy has you covered. The lack of a suction cup might be a drawback for some, but it’s easily worked around with a bit of creativity, and the strap-on compatibility adds even more possibilities. Overall, the Syrrhin offers a dynamic and enjoyable experience that’s well worth exploring, especially if you’re looking for something that pushes boundaries in a comfortable, satisfying way.

The SinSaint Arcane is a truly unique toy that lives up to its “chaotic magic” theme. From its unique texture, featuring spikes, waves, and arches, to its flexible silicone that moves almost of its own accord, it offers a one-of-a-kind experience. The combination of these elements creates a deeply stimulating and immersive journey. Whether you're a seasoned adventurer or new to intense sensations, the Arcane stands out. It pushes the boundaries and provides a thrilling ride, showing that a bit of chaos can be a lot of fun. If you’re looking to dive into a world of unique textures and powerful stimulation, the Arcane is definitely worth a try.

The SinSaint Feral embodies a daring blend of primal allure and artisan craftsmanship. Its intricate design and premium materials not only elevate the aesthetic appeal but also ensure a deeply satisfying experience. While its unique appearance may not appeal to everyone, those captivated by its bold statement will find it a worthwhile addition to their collection. ​My only critique lies in the limited options, particularly the lack of external features available on sizes smaller than large. Including these features would have enhanced the overall experience significantly. Despite this, the Medium Feral is a very well-thought-out and crafted dildo that is able to contend without the aid of vibration devices.

This is a fun toy with a nice, tapered head. The flared base makes this toy easy to use anally.

This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

This squirting fuck stick is vulgar, big, and makes a statement. It's a fun toy that's really great to play with! While it doesn't act like a real dick, it's still a lot of fun. It's great if you like the feeling of being filled up with cum or getting a facial.